Cleaning out drawers in the kitchen, I wanted to go ahead and count and use my Betty Crocker Reward Points. Much to my dismay, they are no more. After 44 years, they closed down the catalog! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
I have thousands and thousands of points! I've been collecting them for 10 years! Argh! I wanted a new mixer!!
Retrograde to the rest of the universe, I am,
The Retrograde Reverend Mommy.
Update: New Game -- Name that Parable!
And he told them this parable: "The boxtops of a certain rich woman produced a good crop of Betty Crocker points. She thought to herself, 'What shall I do? I have no place to store my boxtops.' Then she said, 'This is what I'll do. I clean out this small drawer and put the points in a bigger one, and there I will store all my Betty Crocker points and Boxtops for Education. And I'll say to myself, "You have plenty laid up for many years. You will even be able to get a mixer! Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry." '
"But God said to her, 'You fool! This last year we canceled the catalog program! What are you going to do with all these useless boxtops?'"
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