It seems that Smauglybob has been slain. Two knights cruelly pierced his heart with a magic spear, as Smauglybob went to England to visit the Queen. Charges have not been pressed because her knights were trying to protect the Queen, not understanding that Smauglybob meant no harm. Smauglybob was a Draconus Liturgicous. He will be missed.
(I was told this bad news at dinner by Entropy. She's exploring now the churchyard of the local Presbyterian church. It seems they have a Draco Calvinious infestation. One might say it was predestined to happen.)