1) I want those little Segway things the security people ride around this hospital. I'd be a Chaplain on wheels.
2) I want to thank the six to ten of you who are still reading.
3) I've been a victim of identity theft via ebay. Someone hijacked my account and put some unauthorized listings on. It's been a real pain to deal with. Moral of the story -- Always Change Your Passwords. Every two weeks -- every month -- whatever. I hadn't done it in a while. Who knows how the slimebag got my password. Just Change it.