You were feeling particuarly sinful today, I have found an online solution.
Here is a website that offers absolution of sins, online. A quote from this page:
We don't require anyone to believe anything from any belief system. In forgiveness of sins we knew we should make some presentation of entitlement other than the approval of the Church's Board of Directors. We did and for most it was sufficient for acceptance or at least the end to inquiry. For some nothing would suffice beyond their Sunday School training days regardless of their present lifestyle, so we accepted the reality of the situation and continued in good-faith and sincerity asking others to do the same.
My response -- Oka-a-ay? What the heck does this mean??
I think I'll stick to the old fashioned thing -- i.e. confession and repentance.