The bad news: I'm on steroids that make my face swell. So I'm going to be slack-jawed, moon faced and drooling
The good news: I get to wear an eyepatch
The bad news: I drool
The good news: I now have an opportunity to buy bibs in the proper liturgical colors so I don't drool on my robe
The bad news: My eye sometimes doesn't shut.
The good news: The kids think I'm watching them ALL THE TIME now
The bad news: My face is droopy
The good news: and that side has no wrinkles
The bad news: Sometimes my face looks frightening
The good news: I won't have to spend extra money on a Halloween costume
The good news: I now have a real poker face -- bluffing will be easy during card games
The bad news: The cigar keeps falling out
The bad news: This HURTS
The good news: I have friends and family who are lifting me up in prayer and sending supportative little notes.