Found on an email list.
Offer: One Russian Blue Cat. His name is Puppy. He likes to eat and sleep. Overweight. He is very cuddly as long as you do it right and as you let him approach you, hates being teased. He is older, maybe 10 years, declawed and fixed. Has to stay inside. Only likes women. Must be the only pet. Spoiled rotten and has grumpy old man personality.
How can I resist?